My Miracle

I am possibly the dumbest 34 year old on the planet. Also, possibly the only 34 year old who’s never used a miracle bra. With new amazingly pert bosoms, I now look at least four years younger and expect to have to turn down men much younger than me at the party.

I even managed to find a fantastic "little black dress” -LBD -to cover my newly perky bosom. The LBD also adequately conceals my larger than necessary rear. Even Lily, my 10 year old fashion guru was impressed with my loot.

There’s just a few more things I need to do :

Get vampishly sexy hairstyle.
Buy strappy, devil-may-care looking heels.
Make sure lying bastard Eric picks Lily up later on Saturday, so as to see deliciously sexy ex-wife ready to leave for party full of eligible and handsome bachelors.
Confirm with Jess how many of the Bachelors are indeed handsome.